im hyper young funny. Before i start being insane i want you to know some more about me. I am a 14 year old girl with blonde hair and brown eyes. I am bicurious and I am up for any opertunities. I am a very agressive girl to ppl who i dont like and i could easily get into an argument over the littlest of things. i just find them fun i dont know why. for the ppl that i do like i am a sweet girl and a very funny one at that. i am loyal and i will never back down from a fight. now for the insanity!!! hahaha!! Ever hear the saying obsession is deadly? Well i have taken that to a whole new level. I am soo obsessed with Twilight that i am now officially making friends with voices in my head that are the voices of the Twilight characters. ISNT THAT JUST TERRIFIC!!!!!!!!! LOL! Danny (Bella's son that they didn't tell you about in Breaking Dawn because they didn't want to overwhelm the audience with two kids and they chose renesmee because she had the gift that went along with the plot) told me to tell you people that they are real and if you make fun of me or them he will use his acuired skills (from being a half vampire) to end "your sorry excuse for a pathetic life, and if you run i will hunt you down and i will kill you" his words not mine.....um yeah here are some more of his words ..."if you accuse sammy for being insane..." (my words) "but danny i pretty much AM insane, i mean im hearing voices you dont get any more insane than that. -giggle-" (his words) "good point but still it isnt nice for ppl to call u insane even if it is true. promise me, love, that if anyone calls u insane u will tell me?" (my words) "ok. -giggle- but dont kill them. scare them but dont kill them ok? anway how would you find them?" (his words) "60 year old vampire hybrid in a 14 year olds body here sammy. i think i can find them."(my words) "hey danny do u think that u will ever get fully miture? I mean physical apperance" (his words) "i dont know, love, others of our kind have gone through what we are going through and have mitured to an adult in physical apperance wise. however none of us know of a mortal who has consived twins that have a biological vampire father. i guess we just have to wait and see. ....wait are you typing this in your profile?" (mine) "uuhhhhh....mayyyybbbeeee.." (his) "Sammmyyyy" (mine) "Dannnnyyyyy" (his) "Well,love, i better go before alice goes biserk. she went shopping last night with mom and renesmee. they actually bought outfits for us to go hunting in tonight. Hunting! (alice being transfered from danny's mind to mine (that is his gift) ) 'Danny come on you have to get dressed. Jasper is getting edgy down here. Even with the distance the smell of her is just too much for him to take.' Oh crud i forgot that jasper has a little more difficulty with our diet of only animal blood. and your dogs were just let out letting that smell waft through the air." (mine) "sorry i didnt mean to-" (his) "it isnt your fault. You just smell good. very good. ....OH GOD I HAVE TO HUNT!!!!! BYE!" -blinks- ummmm ok that was not good. OH CRAP! (mine) "DANNY CATCH JASPER HE IS HEADED THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!! JACOB HELP!!! YOU CAN CATCH THEM YOUR A FREAKIN' WEREWOLF SHAPESHIFTER WHATEVER! YOU WERE BRED TO CATCH VAMPIRES!!!!! NO JASPER DONT!!! oh god.. that was close. i think i just had a heart attack....Danny dont hurt jasper his instincts just took over. im just glad you stopped him before he got to my house. i would be the last thing living he would reach. my sis her friend and my uncle are downstairs and my mom is in her room down the hall from mine where i am at. whew... Hey danny." (his) "Yes, love?" (mine) "oh im sorry it must be hard for you aswell i just wanted to tell you that i want you to tell jasper for me that it isnt his fault ok?" (his thoughts) 'ok, love, i will tell him that for you. good night.' (mine) "good night, Danny. um... have fun? -giggle-" -chuckling fading out into the distance- aaaaaaannnnnnnnnd that is my life for you ppl who were curious as to what was going on in my insane messed up head. :) oh and ps THEY ARE NOT SELFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( thats all :) byebye

um all of the above? is that an option lol! anyway i like to read draw sing look at twilight go on the computer (and look at twilight) play video games, and watch tv (preferably twilight) oh yeah and talk to danny and the fam. Before you all read my fav things you must recite the twilight oath! ~Twilight Oath~ I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful curly hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my emotions are unfurled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know! Fav. List thingamabobs A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go When she start's cursing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you Give her your attention When she pull's away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she misses you she's hurting inside When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" GIRLS THIS IS A MUST READ!! Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool! Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother at all? Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! (Though we don't have them in australia) 1. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 9. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?" YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker" 2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!" 3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 11) Meow occasionally. 12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 18) Say "Ding!" at each floor. 19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." 22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?" Friends or best friends? FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin DAM we really messed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very emberassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste Fav. Books Twilight Duh! Fav. Music i like oldies music three doors down kryptonite taylor swift music is cool and i like that kinda country hip hop music Fav. Ppl to talk to ok my fav person to talk to is Jenn others are master and argent but thats for a totally different reason i like to fight its fun.....ummm yeah i guess that explains the no friends thing...*looks at ppl reading* ...anyway! Fav. Movie tie between twilight and new moon and probably eclipse when that comes out but i heard its supposed to be way more violent so its probably going to rock! Fav. Time Of Day Evening and night i like to stay up late reading or on my computer. i hate the sun! all it does is bring bugs and itchyness! Fav. Quotes/Sayings: Normalcy is a myth. And that becomes obvious especialy when you start looking for it. Screw princess. I wana be a vampire! And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. What a stupid lamb. What a sick masochistic lion. In the dead silence, all the details suddenly fell into place for me with a burst of intuition. Something Edward didnt want me to know. Something Jacob wouldnt have kept from me.... It was never going to end, was it? Fav. Lullabye Bella's Lullabye it puts me to sleep instantly! *plays bellas lullabye* [zzz] *snoring*